Put on your poker face

So Jonathon just comes out with an idea,
"I'd like to have a poker night!"

Oooh, I got all excited!! "What for real money?"

"Yeah, like 25 per person ... if there's 6 people the winner gets like 150 bucks!"

Cool, I could deal with that.

Then he starts listing off names of who he'd invite ... after the 4th name I began to get suspicious.
They were all boys names.

"Oh," I frowned,"Is it a boys only thing?"

He nodded.

Bugger.

"Well I suppose you don't expect me to bring out chips and beer to you all night!" I teased.

"Oh no!" He said with a straight face,"You won't be here!"

SHOCK FACE. Yes, I had a shock face.

Sheesh. Men. Selfish.

I like poker too.